In the local weekly newsletter, Montfort Hebdo, it was announced that the municipality was about to commence a lutte contre les pigeons. Yes, you read correctly: a fight against pigeons. I'm not sure if this involves a physical encounter and fisticuffs* or something more longterm - a sort of avian war on terror, if you will.
In any case, I'm absolutely for it. And, as a Brightonian, if the revolutionaries are prepared to extend the recipients of their ire to include sea gulls, they can count me in.
"Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Beyond the barricades, is there a world you long to see?
Then join in the fight that will give you the right to be free!"
* Or possibly talonicuffs. Actually, I have no idea what 'fisticuffs' are supposed to be.
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